Okay, so. This isn't a book re-cap, per se. It's more of a 1bruce1 recap. I mean, I know we've had these sorts of posts before, but this is different. THIS HAS GRAPHS AND STUFF, YOU GUYS! So it's really more of a

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This is it, you guys! The last SVT to be recapped! Let’s all gather around in hushed awe. Maybe even around a campfire. With a bag of cool green stuff to throw on the fire. ...Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this story The Tale of Jessica and the Secret Star.


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So I've been meaning to post a recap but I've been superlazy/superbusy. Beginning of uni holidays + extra motivation = recap complete!


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or, Lila Learns a Valuable Lesson About Money. And presumably unlearns it again very, very quickly. This book is in first person, alternating between Lila POV and Mandy POV. The Unicorn Club books are oddly inconsistent with first and third person narration, and with one POV or two.


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Books narrated by Ellen are generally fabulous. Also, it’s always kind of funny when Sweet Valley tries to horn in on the territory of That Other Series.


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Sorry that it’s a photo, not a scan, so it's kinda blurry. I haven’t put ink in my printer for over a year, and my scanner has gone on a sympathy strike.


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I have a thing for re-recapping.


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Back when this book came out it took me months to buy it. Months! Possibly more than 12! Because the cover is so embarrassing.


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This book pretty much doesn’t contribute to the SVJH story arcs at all. It taps into Salvador’s thing for Elizabeth and Lacey’s ‘tude, but other than that it’s series filler. So I don’t feel too guilty about recapping it in this style.


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I remember hating this book back when I first bought it, and I never read it again. Until now. There’s a reason why it’s one of the last SVTs to be recapped. It's irritating!!


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